The Author

In 1992 she entered the world butt-naked, and has been fully-clothed ever since. (Thank God.) 
She survived school by blending into the crowds and relying on witty sarcasm to get her through.
This did not change in adult life.

She spent a lot of time at home lying on the floor and discussing The Meaning Of Life with her dogs. She did not know that eyebrow pencils were a thing until the age of 20.

She studied Journalism and Politics at university where her dissertation went on to become her first published book. She wore no trousers when she took the author's photo for the back cover. She went on to do a Political Marketing Masters, which inspired themes for her debut novel, Enmity.

She lives with her fiance, Betsy the toy poodle and their house rabbit, Pixie Lopp. Her WPM count is 100, and this is perhaps her only true talent.

She is a strong believer, proud advocator and solemn enforcer of the Wine Wednesday's movement.

She will accept obsessive fan-mail and cheques sent to

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